Best joke or holiday experience

So like every year we went to Croatia because we had three children so our biggest bag was a first aid kit. I had everything from cold to diarrhea, but I did not expect my beloved husband to dive and put my sleeping pads in my ear. How do you think it happened after pulling out of the studs ran for the doctors to not hear. After four hours of waiting with his doctor, his ears cleaned his ears, so he could dive again and devote himself to the children.

It was a beautiful summer and we were on vacation in Annín in Šumava. Once, my family and a friend's family went on a trip to Rabí Castle. The tour was interesting and thanks to my friend's son, I will probably never forget it. After arriving at the castle courtyard, the lady guide first briefly informed us about the history of the castle and then the tour was to continue with a visit to the castle cellar, where the guide invited us with the following words: "Now please follow me down. However, I must warn you that the staircase is really very narrow and that's why you have to go carefully behind each other, otherwise you won't get down". My friend's five-year-old son looked at me, assessed my figure and shouted to the whole courtyard "Hey, uncle, you'll probably have to stay here, I think you'd definitely get sprayed there and no one would ever get down there". Of course, everyone in the courtyard started laughing wildly. With my 1,90 tall and quite massive figure, I'm really not a small person, and even though I would have preferred to fall at that moment, because the attention of the visitors to the castle was not at all good for me at that moment, I had to laugh too. There is nothing like a child's honesty :-) :-) :-)

A young couple drove for a holiday abroad, and as it happened, they responded to the change of diet, and he spent the first day in the room where the Emperor walks on foot. The dear half of herself also responded, and because she had picked a well-kept first-aid kit before leaving her mother, she immediately took the treatment and one of the carefully described drugs with the inscription ON THE PORTION. Unfortunately, the treatment did not stop despite the increased dose, so there was practically nothing to leave. Until a few days before the end, when the half-hearted man (half-hearted) from the boredom of that room read through the instructions of the medication and found out that it was a laxative!

Mrs. Horacek says after the holiday: "Your husband enjoyed the Italian monuments immensely. When our young guide showed us one particularly interesting excavation, I heard him mumble: "I would take here, I would take ..."

Our holiday Experience we have a lot. I will write only the ones that are written in our memory the most. About last year, I chose a vacation again. I always choose a vacation based on what we can visit around the camp. And Rozkoš had enough (toboggan, go-karts, goats, minigolf, supr water) I told my family that we would go on vacation to Rozkoš. The family approved it and we all started looking forward to going. D-day arrived. We finally drove. We arrived at the campsite supr the toboggan is there. So we set up our tent. And we went around the entire camp. We went to look at the promised attractions. The toboggan is out of order, great, so let's move on. The go-karts have been cancelled, it doesn't matter, we'll look at the goats. . Well, it's probably bad luck, the goats were probably already on a plate somewhere. The promised water was still waiting for us, but when I put my hand in there, I couldn't even see my fingertips. Well, we went around the nice campsite and sat down in a pub where they made super pizza and, according to my husband, the beer was also good. So it was time to go to bed, but it was quite a problem to fall asleep. The innkeepers went there until the morning. (that wouldn't matter, after all we were young too). At 6 in the morning, the tractor was driving and they were collecting trash cans, so nothing much at night. So we made some more trips around the area: Babiččina údolí, Adršpachy those were great. We returned back to the camp and there again the same night and cleaning in the morning. So we decided to go to our favorite place in Lipno, the Modřín camp. The girls were looking forward to it because they knew what they could experience there (they were right). Again we planned where we would go. In the first place, we had a raft down the river. An experience of a lifetime.. However, before we reached the place it started to rain terribly. Within a minute we were soaking wet. A car arrived for us and we drove back to the camp. So we looked at what happened, almost all the tents were down, only our tesco tent was standing. So we packed again to go to Bítov. We reached Bítov, but it was so crowded that we gave up and went home. The next year we went to Lednice camp Apollo supr quiet camp. (by the way, we were there for the second time too) The weather was beautiful, we walked a lot around: Jan's castle, the barefoot trail, the temple of Apollo,..... Well, it didn't take long and one morning there was a terrible downpour and we were swimming in the tent inflatables. So back home :-). We also visited Rozkoš again that year, but the cabins. Everything was the same, but the goats were already there.:-) This year, I already have my vacation selected. So hopefully it will work out. My husband prefers to pack up the caravan so we don't have to swim again.

I have a pile of holiday experiences because every time something happens. We never had a normal quiet holiday with nice weather. Maybe it was already on the way last year. It was more of us and because we were the only one we had navigation, so the others were behind us. But when, after the fifth time, we got lost with the sailboat and got to the end of the street, where the road ends and just fall down from the hillside (we have not updated which does not know the new roads) so one friend got angry and says, drop down the navigator and learn to read from the map !!!! We laugh for six years now. At that moment, it was not ridiculous at all, but in the memories of the holiday, we are the first to recall the wandering and pile of raids. But all of them have fun and are looking forward to the next joint and no one else wants us to go again according to our obsolete navigation so that it's funny again where we end up. Because once it was in the woods, the second time the navigation was on the field road, the third end of the road, for the fourth time we drove to the woods to the hut and did not go anywhere, curiously climbed the local natives and their sentence that we were the first to go there courageously by car and that it does not know whether it will go back at all, it was not a car or a car, and then just a cliff from the rock down, so the ride was absolutely the step of our guys and we were afraid to walk 5 km by foot on foot but eventually we were all right arrived and we all remember it all this time and it was the most enjoyable holiday. So this year we go again according to the navigation and read from the map we will not learn yet, it would be boring :-)

Mr. Houska tells me after returning from his vacation: I lost my car and my wife. Unfortunately, the car was found.

Why are you so sad? But my lady went to 14 days for recreation. And miss you? Absolutely not, but thirteen days have passed.

Hotel receptionist: "I've got bad news and good news for you, sir. Bad: Your poorly parked car sped off, hit the guardrails at the first turn, and fell down the slope into a ravine. Good: It averaged only 2,37 L/ 100 km!"

"Do you think he's asleep at this hotel?" "I guess I've been on the porter for half an hour and no one can open me again!"

The family is going on vacation when the wife suddenly shouts: "Stop, I forgot to stop the iron, our house is going to burn down!" "Sit down, I just remembered I forgot to turn off the water in the bathroom!"

It's a long story, but I'll try to shorten it :) Our Austrian friend, who originally comes from Afghanistan, went with me and my (now) husband to the camp at the Seč dam. Because of the complexity of his name, we simply call him Rafík. Once Rafík went shopping and did not return for a long time. Then he came and said he was wandering and couldn't find the Penny market and asked the people he met. In the evening we drank almost until the morning with some people from the camp. I slept for about two hours when someone started to enter our tent. I opened my eyes and there were two policemen in the tent and about five members of the emergency team in the back :D I don't wish that shock after a sleepless night on anyone... They told me to wake up and go outside. They then told me that they needed a translation of what Rafík was saying. Meanwhile, they searched Rafík's car (I note that it was a black Bavarian with dark glasses) and pulled out an air rifle... To which Rafík said that he would not buy it in Austria without papers, so he bought it in the Czech Republic. To make it short... It was about how Rafík was looking for a Penny market, so he stopped near the children, rolled down the window and called: "Bitte, Penny markt?" The children apparently ran away and said at home that he lured them into the car for candy." :D Everything was explained, but the best thing was a nice policeman. He looked around the camp and said: "It seems that we're quite comfortable here.. ." And at that moment I saw it... Half of the camp stood and looked at us with curiosity and shock in their eyes. So I said: "Well, yes... And a lot." The policeman replied: "We need to write it down , if we load it into the car now, you can pack right away. You know what? Bring him to us this afternoon, we'll be leaving now and we'll be honking and waving and laughing like we're friends." He did as he said, but I can tell you that we packed up our tent the next day. A tarnished reputation is hard to mend :D

The complaint of a tourist in Reck : "The food in the hotel was too Greek, which we didn't like. We therefore stopped using the half-board from the middle of the trip and went to the local fast food. We are sending the receipts in the attachment and asking for their reimbursement." "Unfortunately, our vacation was ruined by our neighbors. Even though both of them are over fifty, they regularly indulged in loud sex every night with the window open. With neighbors like that, a thirty-year-old person doesn't even feel like having sex and thus loses the joy of the vacation."

The stay of one tour ended when suddenly the vacationer who had just finished remembered a forgotten thing. He returned to his former room, which was locked because it was already occupied by the newlyweds. "Whose knee is that?" echoed from the room. "My!" "Whose tits are these?" "My!" The former vacationer couldn't stand it any longer, slammed the door and shouted: "When you find that umbrella, it's mine!"

"You, we were on vacation in Egypt. And do you know what their greatest landmark was?" "It's clear the pyramids ..." "No. Our bus!"