Finally, a nice day was looming, so it was clear that we were going for a bike ride. The goal was to bypass Hracholuska, which would mean driving around 75 km. I wanted it to be a Challenge for my Míša, but I had no idea that we would all rake to the bottom of our strength, including my friend Péti, who joined us on the first part of the route ...
From Pilsen in the direction of the Hracholusky dam
The route was given. I had it stored on the maps for two years, but it ended a little differently even though we got to Hracholusky. Route to download here ...
From Pilsen through Křimice, Kozolupy and Bdeněves it was nice. Pools, mud everywhere, even on field paths. We said to ourselves OK, we are not made of sugar, it will not stop us. We pass the ruins of Buben. I really enjoyed the descent, which I can't say about my fellow passengers, who are not very good at this and looked pretty naughty, which pleased me .. The error occurred only when we got off the green route. Suddenly we found ourselves on the Ouzká trail by the river Mže and the road led only up a steep slope, which was pretty muddy after the rains. so I ask: Will we come back? ". Pete, no, we'll push the wheels out. And that was a mistake as Pete understood. The mistake was made here ...
Preparation for climbing and involuntary swimming in the river
I brought the first round (the lightest) up alone. The leopard is said to bring at least 2 times its weight on the tree. After overcoming about 30 meters, I say to myself: How does the bastard do it? With all my might and breathing as if I were running through "Velká Pardubická", I get to Check Point, where there is no such cliff, so one lap in a row.
Then I go downstairs again and rest. Suddenly, my Míša shouts: "My navigation handle has fallen out". I see her rolling down into the river, and by crashing and using all the swearing I know, I jump around it. During the flight, I slapped her across the ass for it, knowing that the punishment must be. Another double jump over mud and rocks bounces off and jumps into the river. "I got him" I yell at her .. She said "great, you're my hero". But howno, I'm kidding. She just said great, but I hope she at least thought the rest ... Then it was the turn of another round, mine. It's already tightened. Her bike weighs over 11 kg. Mine over 12,5 kg. But I brought it out too. Then came the final, namely Péť's E-bike with a weight of 24 kg + packed pockets, because he doesn't wear Baťoh ... We take a break after a few meters. :)
However, how it went really suggests a short video excerpt. He swears a little there, but only decently ..
From the waist down all wet and sitting and rolling in the wet terrain was nice. I looked like a cow with diarrhea sat down. The others were only a little better at it. After overcoming about 350 meters on a steep slope, we sit down and drink the energy drinks we had with us. In that silence, Péťo says: "I'm not going with you anymore, you're a total fool" I smile and answer "And what did you expect when you Czechs let the Slovak plan a route". So he laughed and thought: I can only kill him then ..
I stretched my right thigh muscle on this ascent, so it was clear that we would not complete the remaining 50 km today, which we didn't mind so much, because the route would not escape us anywhere. What helped me the most was the couple who followed the green path that we were supposed to follow. Nice, clean, woman, moreover, a white clean T-shirt and we are sitting there, I stink of mud and Mže and bulge, I have a wet pr * el from the river ...
Finally, the direction of the Hracholusky dam
We fought this whole section for about an hour, if not more, plus a rest break. Then we loaded our muddy asses on our bikes and drove on. In the meantime, another steep descent "appeared", which I pushed through. Butt up on the back wheel, so I say to myself, a little yoga will be nice ... Míša and Péťa pushed the wheels down. Pete comes first with the words: "I hope you know I hate you" .. For another kilometer, Péťa disconnects and goes on her way as agreed. We continue to Hracholusky, where we have lunch, a proven chicken fillet ..
This was followed by bathing. We enjoyed it and talked about the mountain climb. We lost a lot of time on that section, I stretched my muscle, but it doesn't matter. We agree on the completion of a shortened circuit with a total length of over 45 km.
Here are photos of dogs enjoying water fun :) I had to take pictures of them ...
And one more squat on the paddleboard :)
The way home was already fine. After all, nothing is worse than when you go on a bike trip and end up as a climber .. On the way, we stopped at Toufkov in Kofola, where we took a memorable photo. Captain Mom & Captain Dad. However, children today have time off ..
Then with the wheels to the dishwasher and go home ..
We did not cover the 75 km, but we reached the bottom of the forces anyway, but in a completely different place than planned. We will definitely go this route once again, this time at a critical point we will not forget to turn onto the green route, because playing on a climber is nice, but just then ... we are BAJKERS.
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